hello.

i'd thank you for coming to my page, but...why? i didn't ask you to. i didn't particularly care if you did or didn't. and i'm not sure i really want you poking your nose in my business and snooping around my stuff. but as long as you're here, please, do enjoy your stay.

or don't.

first things first, i suppose. you probably want to know something about me. or maybe you don't... in which case, you should stop reading immediately and find a place where people care about what you want. because i assure you, this page will be nothing more than a shrine to myself.

those of you who already know me are probably wondering just what could be so special about me that i would devote an entire website to myself. and those of you who don't are probably still trying to decide just whether or not you give a shit. either way, you're well on your way to discovering the answers to both those questions...

just follow me..